PMR

PMR....

Perasmian Majlis Remaja....Hehehe

No!!! Of course not!

It is Penilaian Menengah Rendah

An important exam I should take

Success???

Excellence???

Yeah! That is what I want!

Straight A1 is what I aim!

But.....Gosh!!

It makes me think till crazy!

Tension! Stress!

The pressure is mounting now!

But I have to sit for it ... no mattre what!

Even if La Nina or El Nino sweeps the world

Ohh! Forget about your tension!

Just let it go

Freak out!

You can do it

Although you have to face

Science problems!

Math formulas!

Fact of History!

Complicated questions of Agama Islam

Trust yourself and show them your power

Be confident

Don't let your dream be a dream

Make it true

So... Study smartand succeed in your PMR

Keeps on rolling to your goal

8A 1 will be in your hands

INSYAALLAH!!!

SI GILA

Suatu hari, seorang pesakit gila di Tanjung

Rambutan diziarahi kaum keluarganya. Apabila

keluarganya hendak balik, pesakit gila telah berkata

kepada kawan-kawannya yang sama gila.

Orang gila 1

=  Tengok tu orang gila tu dah nak balik.

Orang gila 2

=  Kenapa engkau kata mereka gila?

Orang gila 1
=   Mereka tidak percaya aku ni Hang Tuah.

Orang gila 2

=   Tapi kau memang bukan Hang Tuah.

Orang gila 1

=   Apasal ko cakap aku bukan Hang Tuah?

Orang gila 2

=   Sebab aku pernah bertarung dengan Hang Tuah di
     Istana Melaka, dia tidak sedikit pun seperti kau.

Oramg gila 1

=   Kau siapa sebenarnya?

Orang gila 2

=   Hang Jebat....hahahaha...