PMR

PMR....
Perasmian Majlis Remaja....Hehehe
No!!! Of course not!
It is Penilaian Menengah Rendah
An important exam I should take
Success???
Excellence???
Yeah! That is what I want!
Straight A1 is what I aim!
But.....Gosh!!
It makes me think till crazy!
Tension! Stress!
The pressure is mounting now!
But I have to sit for it ... no mattre what!
Even if La Nina or El Nino sweeps the world
Ohh! Forget about your tension!
Just let it go
Freak out!
You can do it
Although you have to face
Science problems!
Math formulas!
Fact of History!
Complicated questions of Agama Islam
Trust yourself and show them your power
Be confident
Don't let your dream be a dream
Make it true
So... Study smartand succeed in your PMR
Keeps on rolling to your goal
8A 1 will be in your hands
INSYAALLAH!!!


SI GILA

Suatu hari, seorang pesakit gila di Tanjung
Rambutan diziarahi kaum keluarganya. Apabila
keluarganya hendak balik, pesakit gila telah berkata
kepada kawan-kawannya yang sama gila.

Orang gila 1
=  Tengok tu orang gila tu dah nak balik.

Orang gila 2
=  Kenapa engkau kata mereka gila?

Orang gila 1
=   Mereka tidak percaya aku ni Hang Tuah.

Orang gila 2
=   Tapi kau memang bukan Hang Tuah.

Orang gila 1
=   Apasal ko cakap aku bukan Hang Tuah?

Orang gila 2
=   Sebab aku pernah bertarung dengan Hang Tuah di
     Istana Melaka, dia tidak sedikit pun seperti kau.

Oramg gila 1
=   Kau siapa sebenarnya?

Orang gila 2
=   Hang Jebat....hahahaha...